tiffanyb:

girl-detective:

I do not know what show this from, but I can confirm the Nancy Drew statistic is true.

It’s from Castle (Fillion is a mystery writer observing a detective named Kate Beckitt), but it threw me for a second because the other guy is currently playing Branch Connolly on Longmire.

But: Way to go Castle for sticking up for Nancy Drew.

AND for failing to be insulted by being called a girl.

kateordie:

havok-and-turner:

Ok but get this

Alan Cumming

Dream husband

MURDER

wolvensnothere:

osheamobile:

mewkeere:

sielic:

myokcupidtragedy:

comicgone:

*facepalms through the back of my skull*

NEXT

But… it doesn’t mean where at all.

Doesnt it basically mean ‘because’ or ‘why’ (as in this is why, not the questioning why) something like that, ‘the reason for’… *totes not an English major*

Why are you who you are, Romeo? Why must your family be at odds with mine? Why must the Montagues must always be fronting, it totally comes between us! WHY CAN WE NOT SWAG OUR YOLOS THE WAY WE COULD IF YOUR NAME WAS DIFFERENT

That last line might be the most perfect R+J adaptation since Baz Lurman.


 Made me snork in the allergy shot waiting room.

wolvensnothere:

osheamobile:

mewkeere:

sielic:

myokcupidtragedy:

comicgone:

*facepalms through the back of my skull*

NEXT

But… it doesn’t mean where at all.

Doesnt it basically mean ‘because’ or ‘why’ (as in this is why, not the questioning why) something like that, ‘the reason for’… *totes not an English major*

Why are you who you are, Romeo? Why must your family be at odds with mine? Why must the Montagues must always be fronting, it totally comes between us! WHY CAN WE NOT SWAG OUR YOLOS THE WAY WE COULD IF YOUR NAME WAS DIFFERENT

That last line might be the most perfect R+J adaptation since Baz Lurman.

Made me snork in the allergy shot waiting room.

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I’m waiting for my kid by the playground to get out of school…

get-your-ass-in-the-impala:

get-your-ass-in-the-impala:

get-your-ass-in-the-impala:

And he just ran by with plastic Cap shield screaming, “Take down Hydra!” with about eight other kids chasing him. 

Omg, he just skidded to a halt and back tracked and said, “Hey mom!” And he plucked one little girl from the cluster of boys and said, “This is Black Widow!”

That was so Steve Rogers it hurt. 

image

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luviosa:

There are a surprising number of cop themed text posts out there

I love these things. Have I already reblogged this one? I don’t care. Here is is, possibly again.

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Head canon where Star-Lord french braids Gamora’s hair while Groot grows flowers to weave into it.

mildlyamused:

SOMEONE DRAW THIS OH GOD I NEED IT!

yes please.

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smaugchiefestofcalamities:

Chris Pratt being the greatest father in the history of great fathers…

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